My Poop Story
Dear Blog Readers,
Warning: This story does not have any kind of spiritual undertones or messages, but is freaking hilarious.
As you may or may not know, I work at a bank. I am a personal banker for Bank of America. Yesturday I went to lunch with my wife Beck. Well when I came back from lunch I had to use the bathroom. I went to use the mens lobby bathroom and as I opened the door I was bombarded with the smell of poop and the sight of a big pile of poop right in the middle of the floor. But thats not all there was poop smeared all over the walls as it looked like a poop bomb blew up.
Revulted by this I decided to use the girls fresh smelling bathroom to take care of busines. I then went into the lobby and asked one of the tellers if they know about the bathroom poop explosion. They did and I also noticed cones all over the lobby floor. I come to realize that this guy did not just make a mess in the bathroom, but decided to make a mess around the banking center. Now I could see going from the bathroom straight to the door or vise versa. But this guy decided to take a world tour around the bank and leave piles of poop on the floor and must of been shaking his booty to shake it down his pant leg and onto the floor.
Now it is the assistants managers job to fix the lobby when these things happen. The poop clumps were so revoluting that the assistant manager assisted in not cleaning up the poop, but call in an emergency janitor. I don't know about you, but I think our customers would appreciate not smelling the stench of poop when they are conducting their financial transactions.
The other personal banker Jaime came to our rescue and cleaned up the poop in the lobby. He said he at first thought that the poop was a little smear, but when he moved the towel that was covering the poop, it smeared all over the floor. Unfortunately when you take one for the team, you end of getting a little dirty, as he received a smug of soveigner on his pants.
You could say that the other day was defiantely a poopy day!
Warning: This story does not have any kind of spiritual undertones or messages, but is freaking hilarious.
As you may or may not know, I work at a bank. I am a personal banker for Bank of America. Yesturday I went to lunch with my wife Beck. Well when I came back from lunch I had to use the bathroom. I went to use the mens lobby bathroom and as I opened the door I was bombarded with the smell of poop and the sight of a big pile of poop right in the middle of the floor. But thats not all there was poop smeared all over the walls as it looked like a poop bomb blew up.
Revulted by this I decided to use the girls fresh smelling bathroom to take care of busines. I then went into the lobby and asked one of the tellers if they know about the bathroom poop explosion. They did and I also noticed cones all over the lobby floor. I come to realize that this guy did not just make a mess in the bathroom, but decided to make a mess around the banking center. Now I could see going from the bathroom straight to the door or vise versa. But this guy decided to take a world tour around the bank and leave piles of poop on the floor and must of been shaking his booty to shake it down his pant leg and onto the floor.
Now it is the assistants managers job to fix the lobby when these things happen. The poop clumps were so revoluting that the assistant manager assisted in not cleaning up the poop, but call in an emergency janitor. I don't know about you, but I think our customers would appreciate not smelling the stench of poop when they are conducting their financial transactions.
The other personal banker Jaime came to our rescue and cleaned up the poop in the lobby. He said he at first thought that the poop was a little smear, but when he moved the towel that was covering the poop, it smeared all over the floor. Unfortunately when you take one for the team, you end of getting a little dirty, as he received a smug of soveigner on his pants.
You could say that the other day was defiantely a poopy day!
posted by Justin | 5:47 PM
1 Comments:
That was gross! I have a funny story about poop too but I don't have the guts to post it so openly in a place where anyone in the world can read it if they want. Hope all is well.
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